If only I had a nickel for every time that I had to wake up and yell, “Boys! Stop fighting with knives and get ready for school!”
2 weeks ago“Human” is such a sexist word. I prefer “hu-person”.
4 weeks agoSometimes, when I’m trying to explain something to someone my mind just completely shuts
4 weeks ago
Werewolf, Swamp Monster, and Little Skeleton
3 months ago
Swamp Monster and Little Skeleton
3 months agoAt the Googleplex. This place is insanely cool!
3 months agoI prefer to enter AMATEUR beard growing contests. There is less pressure to take beard-enhancing drugs.
4 months ago100 GREATEST HITS OF YOUTUBE IN 4 MINUTES (now with list!) (via Hadoukentheband)
4 months agoBefore today, the last time I got shampoo in my eyes was when I was 5.
Before today, the last time I cried like this was when I was 5.
My five year old informed us at the dinner table, “I’m so hungry I can eat a horse. But not a spicy horse.”
4 months ago
Curan’s 8th Birthday at Disneyland
4 months ago
Curan’s 8th Birthday at Disneyland
4 months ago
