If only I had a nickel for every time that I had to wake up and yell, “Boys! Stop fighting with knives and get ready for school!”
2 weeks ago
January 22, 2010
January 12, 2010
“Human” is such a sexist word. I prefer “hu-person”.
4 weeks ago
January 11, 2010
Sometimes, when I’m trying to explain something to someone my mind just completely shuts
4 weeks ago
October 31, 2009
Werewolf, Swamp Monster, and Little Skeleton
3 months ago
Swamp Monster and Little Skeleton
3 months ago
October 23, 2009
At the Googleplex. This place is insanely cool!
3 months ago
October 17, 2009
October 2, 2009
I prefer to enter AMATEUR beard growing contests. There is less pressure to take beard-enhancing drugs.
4 months ago
October 1, 2009
100 GREATEST HITS OF YOUTUBE IN 4 MINUTES (now with list!) (via Hadoukentheband)
4 months ago
September 23, 2009
Before today, the last time I got shampoo in my eyes was when I was 5.
Before today, the last time I cried like this was when I was 5.
September 16, 2009
September 15, 2009
My five year old informed us at the dinner table, “I’m so hungry I can eat a horse. But not a spicy horse.”
4 months ago
September 13, 2009
Cameron:
Curan’s 8th Birthday at Disneyland
4 months ago
Dan and Curan on his 8th Bday:
Curan’s 8th Birthday at Disneyland
4 months ago