August 12, 2011

I am the king of the courtesy LOL.

July 31, 2011

RT @MrAlanCooper: Fracking brilliant: Developers, designers, & project managers as seen by themselves: http://twitpic.com/5xs1vy

August 13, 2010

RT @digithoughts: BIG NEWS!!! Digitaria has been acquired by JWT: http://bit.ly/cjgvv2 (@JWTNewYork @WPP) Story featured on @Adweekdotco …

I am presenting at a tech conference soon and I want to inspire people so I am practicing an incantation that will summon a double rainbow.

January 22, 2010

If only I had a nickel for every time that I had to wake up and yell, “Boys! Stop fighting with knives and get ready for school!”

January 12, 2010

“Human” is such a sexist word. I prefer “hu-person”.

January 11, 2010

Sometimes, when I’m trying to explain something to someone my mind just completely shuts

October 31, 2009
Werewolf, Swamp Monster, and Little Skeleton

Werewolf, Swamp Monster, and Little Skeleton

Swamp Monster and Little Skeleton

Swamp Monster and Little Skeleton

October 23, 2009

At the Googleplex. This place is insanely cool!

October 17, 2009
October 2, 2009

I prefer to enter AMATEUR beard growing contests. There is less pressure to take beard-enhancing drugs.

October 1, 2009

100 GREATEST HITS OF YOUTUBE IN 4 MINUTES (now with list!) (via Hadoukentheband)

September 23, 2009

Before today, the last time I got shampoo in my eyes was when I was 5.
Before today, the last time I cried like this was when I was 5.