August 2011
1 post
I am the king of the courtesy LOL.
RT @MrAlanCooper: Fracking brilliant: Developers, designers, & project managers as seen by themselves: http://twitpic.com/5xs1vy
RT @digithoughts: BIG NEWS!!! Digitaria has been acquired by JWT: http://bit.ly/cjgvv2 (@JWTNewYork @WPP) Story featured on @Adweekdotco …
I am presenting at a tech conference soon and I want to inspire people so I am practicing an incantation that will summon a double rainbow.
January 2010
3 posts
If only I had a nickel for every time that I had to wake up and yell, “Boys! Stop fighting with knives and get ready for school!”
“Human” is such a sexist word. I prefer “hu-person”.
Sometimes, when I’m trying to explain something to someone my mind just completely shuts
October 2009
6 posts
At the Googleplex. This place is insanely cool!
I prefer to enter AMATEUR beard growing contests. There is less pressure to take beard-enhancing drugs.
September 2009
46 posts
Before today, the last time I got shampoo in my eyes was when I was 5.
Before today, the last time I cried like this was when I was 5.
My five year old informed us at the dinner table, “I’m so hungry I can eat a horse. But not a spicy horse.”
I’m sorry, the best preservative is Glutaraldehyde, hands down. All you fans of Methylchloroisothiazolinone can suck it.
I want to write all of our contracts using the same font that Metallica uses for their logo. That would be hard-core/professional.
